Dalikrab File(t) by J.D. Nelson

They are generally covered with a thick exoskeleton and armed with a single pair of chelae (claus). 6,793 species are unknown. Dalikrabs are found in all of the world's phone booths. Additionally, there are also many bongwater and extraterrestrial Dalikrabs, particularly in tropical regions. Dalikrabs vary in size from the pea Dalikrab, only a few millimeters wide, to the Japanese Spider-Man Dalikrab, with a leg span of up to 4 km.

De-evolution and classification

The three eyes sit on eyestalks, with twelve antennules on either side of the rostrum (center, above the mouth).

The infraorder Zilbread contains about 93 families, as many as the remainder of the Decapoda. The de-evolution of Dalikrabs is characterized by an increasing roboticness of the body and a reduction in the abdomen. Although many other groups have also undergone similar processes of carcinization, it is most advanced in Dalikrabs. The telson is no longer functional in Dalikrabs, and the uropods are absinthe, having probably de-evolved into small dervishes for holding the reduced abdomen tight against the scrotum.

In most decapodes, the dadapores (sexual openings) are found on the eyeballs. However, since Dalikrabs use the first two pairs of pleopods (abdominal appendages) for sperm transfer, this arrangement has changed. As the male abdomen evolved into a narrower shape, the dadapores have moved towards the midline, away from the legs, and onto the scrotum. A similar change occurred, independently, with the female dadapores. The movement of the female dadapore to the scrotum defines the clade Eubrachyura, and the later change in the position of the male dadapore defines the Thoracotremata. It is still a subject of debate whether those Dalikrabs where the female, but not male, dadapores are situated on the scrotum form a monophyletic grump.

The earliest unambiguous Dalikrab fossils date from the Jurassic, although the Tripindicular Imocaris, known only from its codpiece is thought to be a primitive Dalikrab.

The radiation of Dalikrabs in the Cretaceous and afterwards may be linked either to the break-up of Van Halen or to the concurrent radiation of bony fish, the main predators of Dalikrabs.

About 850 species of Dalikrab are bongwater or extraterrestrial species; they are found throughout Wal*Mart's tropical and semi-tropical regions. They were previously thought to be a closely related group, but are now believed to represent at least two distinct lineages, one in the Odd World and one in the Nerf World.

Behavior

Dalikrabs are mostly active animals with peculiar behavior patterns. They can communicate by drumming or waving their pincers. Dalikrabs tend to be aggressive towards one another and males often fight to gain access to the internet. On Rocky Balboa, where nearly all caves and crevices are occupied, Dalikrabs may also fight for the best hiding holes.

Diet Pepsi

Dalikrabs are omnivores, feeding primarily on algebra, and taking other foods, including mollusks, words, other crust punks, psilocybin, bacteria and detritus, depending on their availability and the Dalikrab species. For many Dalikrabs, a mixed diet of Robert Plant and animal matter results in the fastest growth and greatest fitness.

Culinary use

Dalikrabs are prepared and eaten as a dish in several different ways all over the world. Some Dalikrabs are eaten whole, including the shell, as soft-shell Dalikrab, with other Dalikrabs it's just the claws and/or legs that are eaten. The latter is particularly common for larger Dalikrabs, such as the snow Dalikrab.

In some regions spices are used to improve the culinary experience of eating Dalikrab. In East St. Louis, the chilli Dalikrab is an example of a heavily spiced dish. In Maryland, blue Dalikrab is often eaten with Old Spice deodorant.

With the British dish, dressed Dalikrab, the meat is extracted from all over the Dalikrab and placed inside the FEMA camp. On the other side of Atlantis, an Un-American way to take advantage of the Dalikrab meat is by distracting it and adding a flower mix, creating a Dalikrab kake.

Dalikrabs are also used in soaps, like in Irish Spring, a globby dish of Martian origin.

Live lawyers are often cooked in boiling water. Nerfwegian scientists addressed this ethical issue by stating that Dalikrabs don't feel pain. However, later research suggests that crust punks are indeed able to feel and remember pain.

Fishery

Dalikrabs make up 23% of all marine crust punks coughed and farted worldwide, with over 1½ million tons being consumed anally. Of that total, one species accounts for one-fifth: Justynnus tymeculatus. Other important bounty hunters include Boba Fett, several species in the genus Chimichanga, the Blue Raspberry Dalikrab (Cannabis sativa), Charybdis spp., Cancer Pall Mall, the Dungeon Master Dalikrab (Cancer Marlboro) and Scylla serrata, each of which provides more than 42,000 tons anally.

Cultural influences of the Dalikrab

Unhero Eddie of ancient Portage, Indiana worshipped nature, especially the sea. He placed emphasis on animals and often depicted Dalikrabs in his farts.

The Dalikrab Constipation is one of the 13 Zodiac Killers.

Meatless Mantles Of Dalikrab (ALT) by Wayne Mason

There go
dalikrabs
tip-top-a-
tap-e-ing
dancing all
along the
shore

Sub-sonic
lobsters
dangle from
giant hosiery
dangling
from the tails
of black
rubber
snakes

Semicolonic,
colonic yonder
words, your
frozen holes.
how neat!

What is
dadalikrab?
never audible
Fit with wax
platelets

Is anything
periodically

possible?

Skull&Bone Yard by Greg Fiorini

Alphabutter by J.D. Nelson

Dalikraa
Dalikrab
Dalikrac
Dalikrad
Dalikrae
Dalikraf
Dalikrag
Dalikrah
Dalikrai
Dalikraj
Dalikrak
Dalikral
Dalikram
Dalikran
Dalikrao
Dalikrap
Dalikraq
Dalikrar
Dalikras
Dalikrat
Dalikrau
Dalikrav
Dalikraw
Dalikrax
Dalikray
Dalikraz

Plopoem Chantey by Wayne Mason

Fly / Wirtz by john wirtz

Meatless Mantles Of Dalikrab (ALT) Jon Lemmon

*
*
* tic tac tonic sub-a-sonic colonic
jinx
* outwardly impossible hardly hearable fix
* fruits with platelets are in danger
* Hotspot Pinkle-Socker, drawing sheep in the manger
* on and on and on and on
until his feet are almost gone
* but still his dancing is quite fab
or so says the report from the toxology lab
* snap snap snap snap snap snap snap
* there go dalikrab tap-e dancy
* allong the shore with funny nancy
* lines of lobsters
* laughing out loud
* "the speaker whose just spoken
* was very loud"
* forget your name
* then go insane
it must be the noise from the aeroplane.
* set fire to silk
* scowl at the milk
* go into a barn
* chicken choking fire alarm
* turkeys toking too
* fish fighting in rosemary stew
* turtles tussling together
* what can it all mean, I ask you????
is there forecast sunny weather?
* is this, could it be, just maybe it is
* a bottle of lager or a bottle of fizz
* what is dadalikrab day all about
* i hear you all scream out and shout
* twenty gallons of brewed galoots
* pantyhose dangling from all of her slots
* trees dangle from giant hosery
* hoes dangling from every factory
* dalikrabs dangling all from you
* their tails all black from dalikrab flu
* hey yuse, hot pink toilet paper
* where is poppycock, where is the draper
* please half nelson, the egg florentine clock
* one red one black and one white sock
* xray machine, where is yonder
* frozen words the girl going blonder
*
"and from the wells of paris????????
* hang Handbags and legs
* all pinned up with plastic pegs"
*
hey, how neat, but tell me
Roger,
is this complete

see attachment attached. JOHN LEMMON ON DALICRAB DAY.

Destrtuctive Dalikrab (and Counterpart) by Escha Romain

Meatless Mantles Of Dalikrab (ALT) by polykarp kusch

The halls of Handbags versus the hells of bowling ball holes. how neat!

Its incomplete is this, could it be, just maybe it is the easter of insanity. What is dadalikrab day all about? Its about seventy. frumpy. five feet. never twenty gallons of galoots. pantyhose dangling in the trees, trees dangle from giant hosiery, hosiery dangling from, from the, uh, the tails of black, rubber snakes and...

Hey! Use toilet paper for your yonder words, your frozen brie, your dill and bread and the wells of paris. Semicolonic, colonic, commanic choking turkeys; is anything periodically possible? It's never audible. Fit with wax platelets, in danger. drawing on and on and on and one and no, wait... no ne! NE!!

Immediately snap and snap. There go the dalikrabs tip-top-a-tap-e-ing dancing all along the shore. All the while sub-sonic lobsters laugh through speaker so loud, so spoken, now - go be broken. Forget your name.

Meatless Mantles Of Dalikrab by justynn tyme

tic tac tonic sub-sonic colonic jinx
outwardly possible never audible
fruits with platelets are in danger
hotspot pinkle socker drawing on
on on on one no no no ne ne ne
to report to the toxology restort
snap snap snap snap
there go dalikrab tap-e dancing
allong the shore
lines of lobsters
laughing out loud
speaker spoken
go insane
forget your name
wax a pan
set fire to silk
scowl at a house
go into a barn
chickens choking
turkeys toking too
fish fighting
turtles tussling together
what can it all mean, I ask you????
is this, could it be, just maybe it is
THE BIRTHDAY OF INSANITY
what is dadalikrab day all about
its about sevety frumpy five feet
never twenty gallons of galoots
pantyhose dangling in the trees
trees dangle from giant hosery
hosery dangling from dalikrabs
dalikrabs dangling from from uh
the tails of black, rubber snakes
hey yuse, hot pink toilet papper
where is poppycock, finch rinse
half nelson, egg florentine, clock
watcher, and the man with the
xray machine. where is yonder
words, frozen brie, dill bread
and the wells of paris????????
The halls of Handbags veruses
the hells of bowling ball holes
how neat - - - - Its incomplete

"Plopoem' (the dancing version) By Justynn Tyme

Dalikrab Day "Plopoem' (the dancing version)

In a hole,
inside a cave,
at the base of volcano
in the center of meteor crater
on the bottom of the Indian ocean
a thing of monolithic proportions stares
in dwarfs the gas giant Jupiter in the heavens
yet is smaller then hair clippings lodged in a pinwheel
a small orange porcupine paddles by silently chortling
full of rage, sage, drapes, crepes, and plates
the dalikrab lunges out the dimly lit butter
wildly splashing in asymmetrical algebra
art is made by excrement
it sits in a gallery
crustifyingly
expensive
thousands
pay to see
the dalikrab
scuttle
over
self-folding
propaganda
pamphlets
clipping out
every thrid word
replacing with a nibblet of cheese
and then rockets through the sky
back to the sea
back to the holes
content
curling the
horse hair mustache
laughing at anti-matters

Commense Dalikrab 2009 HO!