my name is justina and i seek for true friendship and
partner so i contact you,pls if you dont mind i will like
you to reply my mail back so i can send you my picture
and tell you more about me,
justina
Thursday, March 31, 2011
hello
my name is justina and i seek for true friendship and
partner so i contact you,pls if you dont mind i will like
you to reply my mail back so i can send you my picture
and tell you more about me,
justina
I feel crabby
| I had a bitch of a day at work. My coworker is out from having carpal tunnel surgery, which I know he scheduled just so that he could have some time off, so I had a double dose of corporate servitude to endure ... but will I get double the pats on the back from my evil overlords? I seriously doubt it. So yeah, I feel pretty crabby today. So, I check my email and I have to weed through all these mumblings from a Justynn whoever and strange artwork from all these unknown people just to get to my spam mail and virus infected files.. it's not easy y'know. Then, I ask my woman what she wants for dinner... 'crabcakes' she sez. Ok, that's it, that's the last claw..I mean straw. Out comes the Betty Crock'o'Shite uranium yellow cake mix and a can of crab that expired sometime in 1998... yeah, that'll do. Mix 'em all up with some teeth tartar sauce and some spill water imported from Japan and away we go... my skillet sputters with overheated 10W30 and in goes the batter. Bet that's the last time I have a request for crabcakes.. thank cod. So, now.. bitter and broken I throw out my virtual message in a bottle into the gyres of some random foaming sea just to see how long before I get my barnacle encrusted answer. I betcha It'll be like a million years or so. I'll be dead by then, so yeah... I'm crabby. Wanna make something out of it?? Fondly, Dave 'Crustacean' Collins |
Pledge from Darren "Crabshack" Olsen
And I, Darren the Crab, pledge not to eat any other crabs or Krabs today. It is but one small step for some guy, and many little skittery side-ways steps for Krab-kind. I think some astronaut said that before though. Happy Dalikrab day everybody! Don't be alarmed.
All is well so far. Nothing has caught fire as of now.
All is well so far. Nothing has caught fire as of now.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Crab on the Moon from Jessica King
Jessica King / P.O. Box 1386 / Hollywood CA 90078-1386
The Study and Design of Intelligent DaliKrabs by babel
da di dk da dr ka dl li al la ab aa rl AI kr ka ar lk lb AI ka ab rb ib ir id bk rb |
Dalikrab Newt CLamps by Justynn tyme
| Newt Dalikrab v CLamps by justynn tyme ============================ two for a dollar one for two dollars plus a dollar or two FLAT LLama IN ION equals BA CHIN's IN ION equals ~{ .10100100101 ]! CEPT IN-(decision )-JUNK-(shun)-TEEHEE-(p) chemical infractions Tractor Compactures compucture hollyhock shock balloonies nebula blankhead dollop drop [ IN ] Semi-Gloss Stream Sauce Dental Floss (O) DE DALIKRAB POSE IN CENT xXx SURE De-Re-Arranged oft insane Newt Clamps |
Guess What !!!!??!!
| Let the festivities begin! retain this list of emails and mail all your originals and manipulations to that list..... wahooo! |
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Final Informtation...
Hello Hello Dalikrab Fiends!
We’re at the nine (9) nine day mark… nine more days until its dalikrab day. Only nine days o(h) m(y) g(stars)…
For those who are new to dalikrab day this is about how it works (see p.s.). This is the simplified version #2 and maybe some you are like; I am not a dunce! I can read! Well then, I shall be the dunce today and go over details one final time until I have tenderized it and beaten it into the ground.
P.s. make sure you read to the end*. The most important bits are at the end. Trust me I know because I wrote them. Why put it at the end? I really couldn’t say but that’s where they are, so don’t miss them.
How DKD works is this:
x) You create a piece of art, music, video, text, and whatever your imagination can contrive with dalikrab day in mind. Salvador Dali and Crabs have been a popular theme over years so start there if you need to.
(Note: you can actually get those pieces ready between now and the 31st if you want/need to (or) you can wait until the day either way is fine.)
x) Then, when the 31st comes you start posting* those pieces and continue to do so until you either run out of ideas or steam or both. This is the first half.
x) The second half continues on concurrently with the first half. That half is, you will receive various original creations from everyone else, most likely not all at once. You then act on impulse; manipulating everything that inspires you to do so.
(Note: you don’t have to do both, you can either just submit original content or just manipulate original content. It also fair game to manipulate manipulations. In past years some pieces were manipulated ten times or more.)
x) Do not worry about time because dalikrab day just goes on until no more material comes in HOWEVER after five days of inactivity I declare it the end of dalikrab day. So take your time but be quick about it :)
*Now the important bit:
*There are two modes that dalikrab day plays out.
1) The email circle: everyone on this list receives emails from everyone else on the list whenever they email something. So if you can’t handle getting maybe a dozen emails or more per day then option two is for you. Participants in this email group just send emails to everyone else on the list. One of the emails in the list is the email to post on the blog so whenever an email is sent in the circle it automatically shows up on the blog (hopefully)
(note: please be sure there is not residue from the previous email in your new email because that will show on the blog too. Just start a new email and cut and paste the email list into the new recipient area. )
2) For those who do note want all the emails showing up in your inbox then you should follow the blog. A special email that allows you to post to the blog will appear on the blog on march 31st. So you can just pull pieces off the blog, manipulate them and post them back to the blog. I will do my best to repost any that fall through the cracks to the email circle.
**Now, the ultra-important bit:
Everyone who is attending dalikrab via facebook event I have added your emails to the email circle. I will send around this post to your emails as well. If this is the wrong email use let me know now….. and
IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE IN THE EMAIL CIRCLE TELL ME NOW… because it is virtually impossible to remove your email from the list after dalikrab day starts. If you choose this you will be the blog group and I will give you the main email so you email your originals and manipulations to that email at the same time you post to the blog. That will make it easier for me to introduce them into the email group for further inspiration and manipulation.
(note: this may seem like a lot of information but just think, next year you won’t even have to read this email… )
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
DKD 2011 - Info 2
Hello you Dalikrab Fiends! We are now up to 17 1/2 participants. If you did not get an official invitation do not fear because on march 31st a special email will be posted to allow you to post to directly to this blog. no impish behavior now or else I'll have eradicate the post.
This will allow you pull, manipulate a piece and post it back to the blog or at the very least just post your original pieces to the blog and sit back and watch to see who manipulates it and how.
more information will be available as we get closer to DK-Day
This will allow you pull, manipulate a piece and post it back to the blog or at the very least just post your original pieces to the blog and sit back and watch to see who manipulates it and how.
more information will be available as we get closer to DK-Day
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
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