Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
|"Here we are, as predicted, partly into Dalikrab Day 6 and just when i thought i see the end coming along the rails in comes another piece. A piece which sums up my feelings to the teeth." - justynn tyme|
blue crab red crab
who crab five?
dali crab day
if that crab
falls off the sand
eat him up
eat him up
eat him up
Monday, April 4, 2011
Hey lady in red
So you didn't think I
Saw you over there
Came up to introduce myself
I think it went well
I hope it went well
Oh what do you know?
It went well!
My friends and family always warned me that you were bad news
Only wanted my money
Would leave me in the end
Your friends always told you I only cared about your looks and wouldn't treat you right
When the going got tough I'd throw on my dancing shoes and dance into the night
These bitter people who always try to ruin it for others
Who needs them?
I don't need them
We don't need them
Forget about them!
I convinced you to come back home with me
Make it an extended stay
And that's how we began to live like this today
Oh we have our share of problems and we've had our shares of fun
But I think its going well
Must be going well
Wheels keep on turning
It's been a couple of years since then
Almost as happy as when we first met
Spending the days just chasing the sun and pursuing the light at night
I'm not as young as those old days and you're slowing down,
But we're doing fine
We're doing just fine.
Fine fine fine
But every now and then I find my eye a-straying
Those wheels they try to turn but aren't as fast
About a decade later and things have not changed for the better
We both have really shown our age
I'm still hanging in there but time has not been kind to you
You're always getting sick having to get checked out more and more
And those friends of old are back now singing a different tune: leave her
Those wheels are barely turning these days
Well just as before I ignore those vipers and decide to stand by you as you fall apart
We visit place after place to try to find out what's wrong until the last doc says: it's a matter of days
Sure enough we're going on vacation when you collapse on the side of the road
I try everything I can think of to get you to hang on but it's too late
Much too late
Oh they all tried to tell me
But now it's too late
Now the wheels are no longer turning at all
After I bury you in accordance with your wishes
I mope around for a time but then I see her
Right over here
Got to talk to her
Going to go introduce myself
I'm going to drive a corvette!
I think it's going well
I hope it's going well
Oh what do you know?
It went well!
Sunday, April 3, 2011
I'm ever so hungry
You know that it's true
All that I want
Is dalikrab stew
To the ocean I go!
The sounds that you make
When you try to scurry away
Serve to remind me how long it's been since I've eaten today
Back to the house!
The waters warm into the pot you go
As the screaming starts you begin to turn a lovely shade of red
The smells you begin to make go right to my head
With appetite ready and fork in hand
Waiting a second longer is more than I can stand
As much as I want dalikrab stew I decide to just boil you
As your noises diminish and suddenly stop
So does movement inside the pot
Losing as little time as I am able
I bring you to your place of honor at the table
As I close my eyes to take in the smell
Somehow you awaken
And run like hell
You're as quiet as a mouse
And apparently twice as smart
Since I can't find you anywhere in the house
Angry I am
Wherever you are
Whatever you do
Don't ever forget
I'm hunting for you!
Inspired by Vincent Price, crabs, and ambien.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
|On dalikrab day the impossible is possible... what other day is 96 hours long on leap year? dalikrab day is like that bone in your throat that is unconnected on any other bone. but what wonders it does.... |
i have no time tomorrow but i will try to squeak in before midnight with even more creations from station! STATION!
so far everything is absolutely brilliant! what strange pieces will arrive on our door steps tomorrow.... i shall wait and see...
then to one - ugly sun
manager's moon monday
beach head honey comb
unwashed wigs and wontons
x - X - x
before pluto | after plutonium
before mars | after marshmallows
o - O - o
drop anything, everything, nothing
the secrets revealed resealed redelivered
dalikrabs, green lemons, and mustard tar papers
cheddar drapes, sour flakes, hello!
his/her/shees sixes inks
head in the whole
the whole head in
you have mail
The people must eat,
If the people can't eat
Then i must eat,
If i can't eat.... I starve,
How can the people eat,
If I can't eat ?Well then ....I'll eat the people !
* inspired by Dalikrabist by Christy L Stewart
|Please to be eating our specialty dish, Crab Masala.|
Lovingly prepared for you from only the finest rare ingredients, our famous spicy meal is so good you will be wanting to eat it shell and all.
$19.95 sorry, eating utensils or serving dish not included.
|as more things roll in and more people pass word of more things to come. I have to wonder just where is the lp of worm noises i had as a kid? as does the secret of the self rising bread lie uneasy, out there in the universe? just who is Newt Gingrich and does he have a tail and slimy skin and stealing christmas from little lulu's. I just don't know... perhaps, just perhaps|
all will be revealed in the next 14 hours of
DALIKRAB DAY 3
who is to know and who is to say
Friday, April 1, 2011
what manifestations can be derived from these titles -
a challenge from Laura Grey-Reece Burkhead
The Tittacular Tidification of Tevora Tegrumms
by Torvold the Tubulous
Snorglefoo Marp Geweeen
By Neeweg Parm Oofelgrons
Have Sheep will Travel
By Scotty McScottinstien
The Grinning Platypus (Or How to confuse your creations)
Give Me Back My Sparkle
By Vlad Tepes
I am, I was, I am no more
Crispy Roses and other Deadly Recipies
By Luwannna Grugle