Thursday, April 21, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Street Poliolololololl from Christy Leigh Stewart

 

Piece from Ralph-Michael Chiaia

"Here we are, as predicted, partly into Dalikrab Day 6 and just when i thought i see the end coming along the rails in comes another piece. A piece which sums up my feelings to the teeth." - justynn tyme


Ralph-Michael Chiaia
   
blue crab red crab
who crab five?
dali crab day
still alive.
if that crab
falls off the sand
eat him up
eat him up
eat him up

Monday, April 4, 2011

Audio: Tramontana from Owen Kilfeather

Owen Kilfeather - Tramontana by Owen Kilfeather

TADA from Christy Leigh Stewart

 

Vroom! from andrew lasher

Here's another piece I made this morning.
Inspired by more ambien and "red things"

Vroom!

 

Hey lady in red

So you didn't think I

Saw you over there

Came up to introduce myself

I think it went well

I hope it went well

Oh what do you know?

It went well!

 

My friends and family always warned me that you were bad news

Only wanted my money

Would leave me in the end

Your friends always told you I only cared about your looks and wouldn't treat you right

When the going got tough I'd throw on my dancing shoes and dance into the night

These bitter people who always try to ruin it for others

Who needs them?

I don't need them

We don't need them

Forget about them!

 

I convinced you to come back home with me

Make it an extended stay

And that's how we began to live like this today

Oh we have our share of problems and we've had our shares of fun

But I think its going well

Seems ok

Must be going well

Wheels keep on turning

 

It's been a couple of years since then

Almost as happy as when we first met

Spending the days just chasing the sun and pursuing the light at night

I'm not as young as those old days and you're slowing down,

But we're doing fine

We're doing just fine.

Fine fine fine

But every now and then I find my eye a-straying

Those wheels they try to turn but aren't as fast

 

About a decade later and things have not changed for the better

We both have really shown our age

I'm still hanging in there but time has not been kind to you

You're always getting sick having to get checked out more and more

And those friends of old are back now singing a different tune: leave her

Those wheels are barely turning these days

 

Well just as before I ignore those vipers and decide to stand by you as you fall apart

We visit place after place to try to find out what's wrong until the last doc says: it's a matter of days

Sure enough we're going on vacation when you collapse on the side of the road

I try everything I can think of to get you to hang on but it's too late

Much too late

Oh they all tried to tell me

But now it's too late

Now the wheels are no longer turning at all

 

After I bury you in accordance with your wishes

I mope around for a time but then I see her

Right over here

Got to talk to her

Going to go introduce myself

I'm going to drive a corvette!

I think it's going well

I hope it's going well

Oh what do you know?

It went well!

 

Tramontana from Owen Kilfeather

Named for the wind blows through Cadaqués, Dalí's haunt, and is said to turn folk mad. The wind doesn't reach my town but I have been turned inside out by it on occasion, not something you'd forget...

Played with:
Rhodes, vibraphone, bowed monochord, circuitbent Casio PT-1 and percussion.
Enjoy!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Get Your Set Of Lobster Balls

shew! I made it in with a quick tidbit! whats that? did I hear someone suggest day 6? hmmmm seems to me we have to go through day 5 to get there.... can it be done? i don't know. is anyone willing to try... if you go through I'll go too.  :) bazoomba buddies until the end.

Thanks for D.K. Day! from greg fiorini



"no/no thank you greg! a flutist is nothing without their utes!"

Dalikrab Stew from andrew lasher



Dalikrab Stew

I'm ever so hungry

You know that it's true

All that I want

Is dalikrab stew

To the ocean I go!

 

The sounds that you make

When you try to scurry away

Serve to remind me how long it's been since I've eaten today

Back to the house!

 

The waters warm into the pot you go

As the screaming starts you begin to turn a lovely shade of red

The smells you begin to make go right to my head

 

With appetite ready and fork in hand

Waiting a second longer is more than I can stand

As much as I want dalikrab stew I decide to just boil you

 

As your noises diminish and suddenly stop

So does movement inside the pot

Losing as little time as I am able

I bring you to your place of honor at the table

 

As I close my eyes to take in the smell

Somehow you awaken

And run like hell

 

You're as quiet as a mouse

And apparently twice as smart

Since I can't find you anywhere in the house

Angry I am

 

Wherever you are

Whatever you do

Don't ever forget

I'm hunting for you!


Inspired by Vincent Price, crabs, and ambien.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

DaliCrab Day D6 from eric krasner

Dali, Dolly, Dolly from Eric Krasner

submission from Jesse

Dalikrab Day 4 (this is impossible)

On dalikrab day the impossible is possible... what other day is 96 hours long on leap year? dalikrab day is like that bone in your throat that is unconnected on any other bone. but what wonders it does....

i have no time tomorrow but i will try to squeak in before midnight with even more creations from station! STATION!

so far everything is absolutely brilliant! what strange pieces will arrive on our door steps tomorrow.... i shall wait and see...


crab on a stick from dave collins after robyn field


Dilly-Dali from eric krasner

Dolly-Dali from Eric Krasner

DKH96 from Greg Fiorini

Bras That Pinch from Robyn Field


The Dalikrab Day Diairy from JM Reinbold



one more from justynn tyme


so/so from justynn tyme

"the baby has been lacerated by the ministry for better tasting crab, for the best interests of his orderly day !" - songtsen hollander

(3/4) manipulations from justynn tyme



Dali Lobster from Robyn M Field

hiya, Sweets

from Jess Gulbranson

Return Of The Original (please manipulate)

Justynn Tyme

Oversitting The UniREverse by Justynn Tyme

Oversitting The UniREverse by Justynn Tyme
===========================
then to one - ugly sun
manager's moon monday
tidal telephones
beach head honey comb
match
33:31:11
un-developed,
underwater underware
unwashed wigs and wontons
x         -           X          -             x
before pluto | after plutonium
before mars | after marshmallows
o          -          O         -              o
march
11:07:88
drop anything, everything, nothing
the secrets revealed resealed redelivered
dalikrabs, green lemons, and mustard tar papers
cheddar drapes, sour flakes, hello!
his/her/shees sixes inks
math
01%:10%
head in the whole
the whole head in
you have mail

Compliments Of The Day - A Spam Convert (courtesy of M.Rutt)

BEQUEST FOR CONVURGENT ASSININETY.
 
Greetings From Ouagadougou, (where?) This message might meet (nice to meet you too)  you in (utmost surprise),(WHAT!) however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner (i am local) that made me to contact you for this transaction (there has been no transaction only an interaction).I am a banker (funny, I am baker)  by profession from Burkina Faso (don't they make rubbers) and currently holding (that's a foul!) the post (?) of Director Auditing and Accounting Department of the bank. at the bang.

I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds($10million) - ten million what? rubbers?? of our bank deceased customer late Richard Burson, who died (Oh, Charles Bronson) (really? people are always doing that. stupid people)  on (Egypt Air Flight 990) along with his family (is that a coincidence) on a plane crash below.

Hence i am inviting you for a business deal (that does sound inviting) where this money can be shared (did you say smeared - I read smeared form some reason) between us in the ratio of 50/50 (if you are going to smear money between two people that is best way) .If you agree (I am angry!)  to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return (i haven't arrived yet???)  mail along with the following information's: (what? what?)

1.NAME IN FULL:............................Jamie Fool
2.ADDRESS:................................. Hello, I am a dalikrab!
3.NATIONALITY:.............................  Ouagadougouesse(?)
4.AGE:..................................... young men don't tell such things
5.SEX......................................  I don't even know you
6.OCCUPATION:.............................. no, I'm occupied
7.MARITAL STATUS:.......................... Black Belt
8.PRIVATE PHONE NO......................... Your naughty person 555-Sexy
9.PRIVATE FAX NO:..........................  very naughty  555-Slut

Respectfully yours (i don't want you!)
Mrs.Jenet Huka (huka huka huka)

Note from the author: this is for you, for your holiday. its genius! if you don't think so then you clearly don't understand it.  Probably I don't understand either. maybe its shit. yeah that sounds about right....it's shit. take my shit please. - M.Rutt

A Mysterious Book from the Burkheads (no doubt :)


The People Must Eat from Songtsen Hollander

The people must eat, (*)

The people must eat,
If the people can't eat
Then i must eat,
If i can't eat.... I starve,
How can the people eat,
If I can't eat ?
Well then ....I'll eat the people !

(possibly)
* inspired by Dalikrabist by Christy L Stewart

Dalikrab Masala from Dalikrab Dave Collins

Please to be eating our specialty dish, Crab Masala.

Lovingly prepared for you from only the finest rare ingredients, our famous spicy meal is so good you will be wanting to eat it shell and all.

$19.95  sorry, eating utensils or serving dish not included.

Just as I feared; It's DALIKRAB Day 3

as more things roll in and more people pass word of more things to come. I have to wonder just where is the lp of worm noises i had as a kid? as does the secret of the self rising bread lie uneasy, out there in the universe? just who is Newt Gingrich and does he have a tail and slimy skin and stealing christmas from little lulu's. I just don't know... perhaps, just perhaps
all will be revealed in the next 14 hours of
DALIKRAB DAY 3
who is to know and who is to say

Friday, April 1, 2011

Dali Crab Cunt from Christy Leigh Stewart


challenge one from Laura Grey-Reece Burkhead


what manifestations can be derived from these titles -
a challenge from Laura Grey-Reece Burkhead 

The Tittacular Tidification of Tevora Tegrumms
by Torvold the Tubulous
 
Snorglefoo Marp Geweeen
By Neeweg Parm Oofelgrons
 
Have Sheep will Travel
By Scotty McScottinstien
 
The Grinning Platypus (Or How to confuse your creations)
By G.O.D.
 
Give Me Back My Sparkle
By Vlad Tepes
 
I am, I was, I am no more
By ..........
 
Crispy Roses and other Deadly Recipies
By Luwannna Grugle

Day 2 from Edmund White (12)

bigger sizes available, just ask
@edmund white

DKH95


Tyme After Fiorini

Tyme After Mark



Tyme After Babel

Justynn Tyme
http://www.justynntyme.com

crab map dali from dave collins


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