DALIKRAB DAY 2011

from rachel defay-liautard

2011-04-21T19:31:00.000-07:00

Voila! from Mo Ali

2011-04-16T05:21:00.000-07:00

DaliKrab - The Scavenger of Time by Carol Maurer

2011-04-06T14:57:00.001-07:00

The Scavenger of Time

Carol Maurer

Street Poliolololololl from Christy Leigh Stewart

2011-04-05T10:23:00.000-07:00

Piece from Ralph-Michael Chiaia

2011-04-05T10:14:00.001-07:00

"Here we are, as predicted, partly into Dalikrab Day 6 and just when i thought i see the end coming along the rails in comes another piece. A piece which sums up my feelings to the teeth." - justynn tyme

Ralph-Michael Chiaia

blue crab red crab
who crab five?
dali crab day
still alive.
if that crab
falls off the sand
eat him up
eat him up
eat him up

Audio: Tramontana from Owen Kilfeather

2011-04-04T09:58:00.000-07:00

Owen Kilfeather - Tramontana by Owen Kilfeather

TADA from Christy Leigh Stewart

2011-04-04T09:24:00.001-07:00

Vroom! from andrew lasher

2011-04-04T07:13:00.001-07:00

Here's another piece I made this morning.

Inspired by more ambien and "red things"

Vroom!

Hey lady in red

So you didn't think I

Saw you over there

Came up to introduce myself

I think it went well

I hope it went well

Oh what do you know?

It went well!

My friends and family always warned me that you were bad news

Only wanted my money

Would leave me in the end

Your friends always told you I only cared about your looks and wouldn't treat you right

When the going got tough I'd throw on my dancing shoes and dance into the night

These bitter people who always try to ruin it for others

Who needs them?

I don't need them

We don't need them

Forget about them!

I convinced you to come back home with me

Make it an extended stay

And that's how we began to live like this today

Oh we have our share of problems and we've had our shares of fun

But I think its going well

Seems ok

Must be going well

Wheels keep on turning

It's been a couple of years since then

Almost as happy as when we first met

Spending the days just chasing the sun and pursuing the light at night

I'm not as young as those old days and you're slowing down,

But we're doing fine

We're doing just fine.

Fine fine fine

But every now and then I find my eye a-straying

Those wheels they try to turn but aren't as fast

About a decade later and things have not changed for the better

We both have really shown our age

I'm still hanging in there but time has not been kind to you

You're always getting sick having to get checked out more and more

And those friends of old are back now singing a different tune: leave her

Those wheels are barely turning these days

Well just as before I ignore those vipers and decide to stand by you as you fall apart

We visit place after place to try to find out what's wrong until the last doc says: it's a matter of days

Sure enough we're going on vacation when you collapse on the side of the road

I try everything I can think of to get you to hang on but it's too late

Much too late

Oh they all tried to tell me

But now it's too late

Now the wheels are no longer turning at all

After I bury you in accordance with your wishes

I mope around for a time but then I see her

Right over here

Got to talk to her

Going to go introduce myself

I'm going to drive a corvette!

I think it's going well

I hope it's going well

Oh what do you know?

It went well!

Tramontana from Owen Kilfeather

2011-04-04T03:35:00.000-07:00

Named for the wind blows through Cadaqués, Dalí's haunt, and is said to turn folk mad. The wind doesn't reach my town but I have been turned inside out by it on occasion, not something you'd forget...

Played with:

Rhodes, vibraphone, bowed monochord, circuitbent Casio PT-1 and percussion.

Enjoy!

Get Your Set Of Lobster Balls

2011-04-03T19:46:00.001-07:00

shew! I made it in with a quick tidbit! whats that? did I hear someone suggest day 6? hmmmm seems to me we have to go through day 5 to get there.... can it be done? i don't know. is anyone willing to try... if you go through I'll go too. :) bazoomba buddies until the end.

Thanks for D.K. Day! from greg fiorini

2011-04-03T08:15:00.001-07:00

"no/no thank you greg! a flutist is nothing without their utes!"

Dalikrab Stew from andrew lasher

2011-04-03T07:32:00.001-07:00

Dalikrab Stew

I'm ever so hungry

You know that it's true

All that I want

Is dalikrab stew

To the ocean I go!

The sounds that you make

When you try to scurry away

Serve to remind me how long it's been since I've eaten today

Back to the house!

The waters warm into the pot you go

As the screaming starts you begin to turn a lovely shade of red

The smells you begin to make go right to my head

With appetite ready and fork in hand

Waiting a second longer is more than I can stand

As much as I want dalikrab stew I decide to just boil you

As your noises diminish and suddenly stop

So does movement inside the pot

Losing as little time as I am able

I bring you to your place of honor at the table

As I close my eyes to take in the smell

Somehow you awaken

And run like hell

You're as quiet as a mouse

And apparently twice as smart

Since I can't find you anywhere in the house

Angry I am

Wherever you are

Whatever you do

Don't ever forget

I'm hunting for you!

Inspired by Vincent Price, crabs, and ambien.

DaliCrab Day D6 from eric krasner

2011-04-02T23:42:00.000-07:00

Dali, Dolly, Dolly from Eric Krasner

2011-04-02T22:51:00.000-07:00

submission from Jesse

2011-04-02T21:41:00.001-07:00

Dalikrab Day 4 (this is impossible)

2011-04-02T21:18:00.001-07:00

On dalikrab day the impossible is possible... what other day is 96 hours long on leap year? dalikrab day is like that bone in your throat that is unconnected on any other bone. but what wonders it does....

i have no time tomorrow but i will try to squeak in before midnight with even more creations from station! STATION!

so far everything is absolutely brilliant! what strange pieces will arrive on our door steps tomorrow.... i shall wait and see...

crab on a stick from dave collins after robyn fields

2011-04-02T21:11:00.001-07:00

Dilly-Dali from eric krasner

2011-04-02T18:17:00.000-07:00

Dolly-Dali from Eric Krasner

2011-04-02T18:07:00.000-07:00

DKH96 from Greg Fiorini

2011-04-02T17:10:00.001-07:00

Bras That Pinch from Robyn Field

2011-04-02T13:37:00.001-07:00

The Dalikrab Day Diairy from JM Reinbold

2011-04-02T13:00:00.000-07:00

one more from justynn tyme

2011-04-02T11:30:00.001-07:00

so/so from justynn tyme

2011-04-02T11:19:00.001-07:00

"the baby has been lacerated by the ministry for better tasting crab, for the best interests of his orderly day !" - songtsen hollander

(3/4) manipulations from justynn tyme

2011-04-02T11:18:00.001-07:00

Dali Lobster from Robyn M Field

2011-04-02T10:59:00.001-07:00

hiya, Sweets

from Jess Gulbranson

2011-04-02T08:08:00.001-07:00

Return Of The Original (please manipulate)

2011-04-02T06:02:00.001-07:00

Justynn Tyme

Oversitting The UniREverse by Justynn Tyme

2011-04-02T06:01:00.001-07:00

Oversitting The UniREverse by Justynn Tyme
===========================
then to one - ugly sun
manager's moon monday
tidal telephones
beach head honey comb
match
33:31:11
un-developed,
underwater underware
unwashed wigs and wontons
x - X - x
before pluto | after plutonium
before mars | after marshmallows
o - O - o
march
11:07:88
drop anything, everything, nothing
the secrets revealed resealed redelivered
dalikrabs, green lemons, and mustard tar papers
cheddar drapes, sour flakes, hello!
his/her/shees sixes inks
math
01%:10%
head in the whole
the whole head in
you have mail

Compliments Of The Day - A Spam Convert (courtesy of M.Rutt)

2011-04-02T05:55:00.001-07:00

BEQUEST FOR CONVURGENT ASSININETY.

Greetings From Ouagadougou, (where?) This message might meet (nice to meet you too) you in (utmost surprise),(WHAT!) however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner (i am local) that made me to contact you for this transaction (there has been no transaction only an interaction).I am a banker (funny, I am baker) by profession from Burkina Faso (don't they make rubbers) and currently holding (that's a foul!) the post (?) of Director Auditing and Accounting Department of the bank. at the bang.

I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds($10million) - ten million what? rubbers?? of our bank deceased customer late Richard Burson, who died (Oh, Charles Bronson) (really? people are always doing that. stupid people) on (Egypt Air Flight 990) along with his family (is that a coincidence) on a plane crash below.

Hence i am inviting you for a business deal (that does sound inviting) where this money can be shared (did you say smeared - I read smeared form some reason) between us in the ratio of 50/50 (if you are going to smear money between two people that is best way) .If you agree (I am angry!) to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return (i haven't arrived yet???) mail along with the following information's: (what? what?)

1.NAME IN FULL:............................Jamie Fool
2.ADDRESS:................................. Hello, I am a dalikrab!
3.NATIONALITY:............................. Ouagadougouesse(?)
4.AGE:..................................... young men don't tell such things
5.SEX...................................... I don't even know you
6.OCCUPATION:.............................. no, I'm occupied
7.MARITAL STATUS:.......................... Black Belt
8.PRIVATE PHONE NO......................... Your naughty person 555-Sexy
9.PRIVATE FAX NO:.......................... very naughty 555-Slut

Respectfully yours (i don't want you!)
Mrs.Jenet Huka (huka huka huka)

Note from the author: this is for you, for your holiday. its genius! if you don't think so then you clearly don't understand it. Probably I don't understand either. maybe its shit. yeah that sounds about right....it's shit. take my shit please. - M.Rutt

A Mysterious Book from the Burkheads (no doubt :)

2011-04-02T05:31:00.001-07:00

The People Must Eat from Songtsen Hollander

2011-04-02T05:26:00.001-07:00

The people must eat, (*)

The people must eat,

If the people can't eat

Then i must eat,

If i can't eat.... I starve,

How can the people eat,

If I can't eat ?

Well then ....I'll eat the people !

(possibly)
* inspired by Dalikrabist by Christy L Stewart

Dalikrab Masala from Dalikrab Dave Collins

2011-04-02T05:23:00.001-07:00

Please to be eating our specialty dish, Crab Masala.

Lovingly prepared for you from only the finest rare ingredients, our famous spicy meal is so good you will be wanting to eat it shell and all.

$19.95 sorry, eating utensils or serving dish not included.

Just as I feared; It's DALIKRAB Day 3

2011-04-02T05:21:00.000-07:00

as more things roll in and more people pass word of more things to come. I have to wonder just where is the lp of worm noises i had as a kid? as does the secret of the self rising bread lie uneasy, out there in the universe? just who is Newt Gingrich and does he have a tail and slimy skin and stealing christmas from little lulu's. I just don't know... perhaps, just perhaps
all will be revealed in the next 14 hours of

DALIKRAB DAY 3
who is to know and who is to say

Dali Crab Cunt from Christy Leigh Stewart

2011-04-01T19:24:00.001-07:00

challenge one from Laura Grey-Reece Burkhead

2011-04-01T19:22:00.001-07:00

what manifestations can be derived from these titles -
a challenge from Laura Grey-Reece Burkhead

The Tittacular Tidification of Tevora Tegrumms

by Torvold the Tubulous

Snorglefoo Marp Geweeen

By Neeweg Parm Oofelgrons

Have Sheep will Travel

By Scotty McScottinstien

The Grinning Platypus (Or How to confuse your creations)

By G.O.D.

Give Me Back My Sparkle

By Vlad Tepes

I am, I was, I am no more

By ..........

Crispy Roses and other Deadly Recipies

By Luwannna Grugle

Day 2 from Edmund X White (12)

2011-04-01T18:36:00.001-07:00

bigger sizes available, just ask

@edmundxwhite

DKH95

2011-04-01T17:40:00.001-07:00

Tyme After Fiorini

2011-04-01T07:19:00.001-07:00

Tyme After Mark

2011-04-01T07:18:00.001-07:00

Tyme After Babel

2011-04-01T07:17:00.001-07:00

Justynn Tyme
http://www.justynntyme.com

crab map dali from dave collins

2011-04-01T07:05:00.001-07:00

Dalikrab Day 2 : The Claw of Glue

2011-04-01T07:03:00.001-07:00

Hello hello - as you sit there quite unaware that last night we silently but not unpopulatedly slipped into DALIKRAB DAY 2 (groaning?) the official 6th birthday of the fiendish ala DALIKRAB... so if you more post then go post, post , post

if you have not posted yet then go post post post
four eyes ima ba'going tutu dew
MANIPULATIONS TODAY but first

hello

2011-03-31T18:44:00.001-07:00

my name is justina and i seek for true friendship and
partner so i contact you,pls if you dont mind i will like
you to reply my mail back so i can send you my picture
and tell you more about me,
justina

DKH94

2011-03-31T18:07:00.001-07:00

DKH93

2011-03-31T17:55:00.001-07:00

I feel crabby

2011-03-31T17:23:00.001-07:00

I had a bitch of a day at work. My coworker is out from having carpal tunnel surgery, which I know he scheduled just so that he could have some time off, so I had a double dose of corporate servitude to endure ... but will I get double the pats on the back from my evil overlords? I seriously doubt it. So yeah, I feel pretty crabby today.

So, I check my email and I have to weed through all these mumblings from a Justynn whoever and strange artwork from all these unknown people just to get to my spam mail and virus infected files.. it's not easy y'know.

Then, I ask my woman what she wants for dinner... 'crabcakes' she sez. Ok, that's it, that's the last claw..I mean straw. Out comes the Betty Crock'o'Shite uranium yellow cake mix and a can of crab that expired sometime in 1998... yeah, that'll do. Mix 'em all up with some teeth tartar sauce and some spill water imported from Japan and away we go... my skillet sputters with overheated 10W30 and in goes the batter. Bet that's the last time I have a request for crabcakes.. thank cod.

So, now.. bitter and broken I throw out my virtual message in a bottle into the gyres of some random foaming sea just to see how long before I get my barnacle encrusted answer.
I betcha It'll be like a million years or so. I'll be dead by then, so yeah... I'm crabby. Wanna make something out of it??

Fondly,
Dave 'Crustacean' Collins

(2) From justynn tyme

2011-03-31T16:49:00.001-07:00

Justynn Tyme
http://www.justynntyme.com

Vulture from Edmund X White

2011-03-31T12:18:00.001-07:00

@edmundxwhite

Pink Pepper Berries from Edmund X White

2011-03-31T12:17:00.000-07:00

SCROLL BOWL V TRAILER

2011-03-31T12:09:00.000-07:00

From The 22 Magazine / Dogoodergraphics

Crab-Shaq from Jess Gulbranson

2011-03-31T08:51:00.001-07:00

Ironic Dali from Christy Leigh Stewart

2011-03-31T08:37:00.001-07:00

Crab Stand From Eric Krasner

2011-03-31T08:21:00.000-07:00

Hello Dali from Eric Krasner

2011-03-31T08:17:00.000-07:00

Unconscience People by Justynn Tyme

2011-03-31T07:52:00.000-07:00

The Fate Of Dali's Mustache / krabb-crabb by Dave Collins

2011-03-31T07:37:00.001-07:00

(2) From (me) Justynn Tyme

2011-03-31T07:20:00.000-07:00

Hi Welcome From Jess Gulbranson

2011-03-31T07:12:00.001-07:00

Pledge from Darren "Crabshack" Olsen

2011-03-31T06:49:00.000-07:00

And I, Darren the Crab, pledge not to eat any other crabs or Krabs today. It is but one small step for some guy, and many little skittery side-ways steps for Krab-kind. I think some astronaut said that before though. Happy Dalikrab day everybody! Don't be alarmed.
All is well so far. Nothing has caught fire as of now.

DaliKrab Androgenesis from Escha

2011-03-31T06:42:00.000-07:00

DKH92 from Greg Fiorini

2011-03-31T06:02:00.001-07:00

DKH91 from Greg Fiorini

2011-03-31T05:30:00.001-07:00

Menacing Krab from Edmund X White

2011-03-31T03:39:00.001-07:00

Subjective Matter by Taped Rugs Productions

2011-03-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

Subjective Matter from Taped Rugs Productions on Vimeo.

Crab on the Moon from Jessica King

2011-03-30T23:18:00.001-07:00

http://www.cuteandcreepy.net/ http://www.cuteandcreepy.etsy.com
Jessica King / P.O. Box 1386 / Hollywood CA 90078-1386

Crab 0n Tree from Robyn Field

2011-03-30T21:23:00.001-07:00

The Study and Design of Intelligent DaliKrabs by babel

2011-03-30T21:13:00.001-07:00

da di dk da dr ka dl
li al la ab aa rl AI
kr ka ar lk lb AI ka
ab rb ib ir id bk rb

Dalikrab Newt CLamps by Justynn tyme

2011-03-30T21:11:00.001-07:00

            Newt
Dalikrab v CLamps by justynn tyme
============================

two for a dollar
one for two dollars
plus a dollar or two

     FLAT                           LLama
IN            ION equals BA              CHIN's
IN            ION equals ~{ .10100100101 ]!
    CEPT
IN-(decision )-JUNK-(shun)-TEEHEE-(p)
chemical infractions
                                Tractor Compactures
compucture hollyhock shock balloonies
      nebula blankhead dollop drop

                              [ IN ]
Semi-Gloss Stream Sauce Dental Floss
(O) DE           DALIKRAB       POSE
IN         CENT                    xXx          SURE
De-Re-Arranged oft insane Newt Clamps

(2) from Darren Olsen

2011-03-30T21:10:00.001-07:00

(2) From Paris Wells

2011-03-30T21:08:00.000-07:00

(2) From MIchael St. Mark

2011-03-30T21:06:00.001-07:00

Guess What !!!!??!!

2011-03-30T21:02:00.001-07:00

Let the festivities begin! retain this list of emails and mail all your originals and manipulations to that list.....

wahooo!

Final Informtation...

2011-03-22T08:38:00.000-07:00

Hello Hello Dalikrab Fiends!

We’re at the nine (9) nine day mark… nine more days until its dalikrab day. Only nine days o(h) m(y) g(stars)…

For those who are new to dalikrab day this is about how it works (see p.s.). This is the simplified version #2 and maybe some you are like; I am not a dunce! I can read! Well then, I shall be the dunce today and go over details one final time until I have tenderized it and beaten it into the ground.

P.s. make sure you read to the end*. The most important bits are at the end. Trust me I know because I wrote them. Why put it at the end? I really couldn’t say but that’s where they are, so don’t miss them.

How DKD works is this:
x) You create a piece of art, music, video, text, and whatever your imagination can contrive with dalikrab day in mind. Salvador Dali and Crabs have been a popular theme over years so start there if you need to.

(Note: you can actually get those pieces ready between now and the 31st if you want/need to (or) you can wait until the day either way is fine.)

x) Then, when the 31st comes you start posting* those pieces and continue to do so until you either run out of ideas or steam or both. This is the first half.

x) The second half continues on concurrently with the first half. That half is, you will receive various original creations from everyone else, most likely not all at once. You then act on impulse; manipulating everything that inspires you to do so.

(Note: you don’t have to do both, you can either just submit original content or just manipulate original content. It also fair game to manipulate manipulations. In past years some pieces were manipulated ten times or more.)

x) Do not worry about time because dalikrab day just goes on until no more material comes in HOWEVER after five days of inactivity I declare it the end of dalikrab day. So take your time but be quick about it :)

*Now the important bit:
*There are two modes that dalikrab day plays out.

1) The email circle: everyone on this list receives emails from everyone else on the list whenever they email something. So if you can’t handle getting maybe a dozen emails or more per day then option two is for you. Participants in this email group just send emails to everyone else on the list. One of the emails in the list is the email to post on the blog so whenever an email is sent in the circle it automatically shows up on the blog (hopefully)

(note: please be sure there is not residue from the previous email in your new email because that will show on the blog too. Just start a new email and cut and paste the email list into the new recipient area. )

2) For those who do note want all the emails showing up in your inbox then you should follow the blog. A special email that allows you to post to the blog will appear on the blog on march 31st. So you can just pull pieces off the blog, manipulate them and post them back to the blog. I will do my best to repost any that fall through the cracks to the email circle.

**Now, the ultra-important bit:

Everyone who is attending dalikrab via facebook event I have added your emails to the email circle. I will send around this post to your emails as well. If this is the wrong email use let me know now….. and

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE IN THE EMAIL CIRCLE TELL ME NOW… because it is virtually impossible to remove your email from the list after dalikrab day starts. If you choose this you will be the blog group and I will give you the main email so you email your originals and manipulations to that email at the same time you post to the blog. That will make it easier for me to introduce them into the email group for further inspiration and manipulation.

(note: this may seem like a lot of information but just think, next year you won’t even have to read this email… )

DKD in 12 Days

2011-03-19T11:30:00.000-07:00

DKD 2011 - Info 2

2011-03-17T15:26:00.000-07:00

Hello you Dalikrab Fiends! We are now up to 17 1/2 participants. If you did not get an official invitation do not fear because on march 31st a special email will be posted to allow you to post to directly to this blog. no impish behavior now or else I'll have eradicate the post.

This will allow you pull, manipulate a piece and post it back to the blog or at the very least just post your original pieces to the blog and sit back and watch to see who manipulates it and how.

more information will be available as we get closer to DK-Day

DKD is Coming - Are You Ready

2011-03-16T11:57:00.001-07:00

STOP! 2010 Dalikrab Day 2010 is Over!!

2010-04-10T23:52:00.000-07:00

sorry- dalikrab pinched your botox and called you a nanny goat. please send he/she/it 10 dollars and a can of simonize.

From: L. Alexander

2010-04-06T06:10:00.001-07:00

from jon lemon

2010-04-06T06:00:00.000-07:00

ali-kraa-l-kra @ crap trap tap.

drunk(?)(!)

like a crink.

holy fray crap, it's crab day
freak flap trap day.

(In May)

HOLY GHOST
SUNDAYROAST

crink!
drunk on
crab tap drink.
you drunk dumb hunk.
dumb drunk as a hunk, dumb skunk.

dali-krap,
crap tap, crap tap rap

crink!

"Take me by bus, Gus!"
you freak flap."

drunk
drunk as a skunk drunk.

holy fray, drunk.

freak flap attack
crink!!!!!!!!!!!!!crap

clap tap, you sap.

"It's a holy fray day, a gay
pay day, a nay day.

Hey! May
you seen Day?.

(frogJOGLEMMON)

Variationizations On And Intheme by Justynn Tyme

2010-04-03T16:04:00.001-07:00

crab tap
clap trap
crap tack
crink
sink flap
freak flag
donk
drunk chick
dumb hunk
debunk
funk
holy fray
holly whey
dolly play
dalikrab day
ohyay
one more day

LOVE is a STORMY DaLiCraB. by Jon Lemon

2010-04-03T14:21:00.000-07:00

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The Acknowledgement by Robert Montilla

2010-04-03T00:03:00.000-07:00

The Acknowledgement of an Event

Before delving into the matter at hand, open your ears. The unfolding to-be-expressed herein will take place before your very eyes, contrary to others' very eyes. Certainly so, this manifestation, of equal, lesser, or greater importance, will occur within a timely fashion along two possible futures: near or faraway. Bare with me here, if you so please. The expression in question, assuming there is a question, shows itself adequately within the boundaries of the highest quality communication available within reasonable doubt. In consequence and without further adieu, we are delighted in presenting to you all the moment you all have been waiting for.

Dalicrabb Squadd. (Jon Lemon(?))

2010-04-02T17:48:00.001-07:00

DaliKrab Day: Chronicles of Paris - john wirtz

2010-04-02T14:15:00.001-07:00

While visiting a certain cemetery in Paris I consulted a map which indicated the location of the grave of Max Ernst. Thrilled, I went off to see the remains of Dadamax. After walking for quite some time I came to the opposite end of the cemetery to the spot marked on the map. To my dismay, the grave of Max Ernst was not there.

It was Paul Eluard.

True story.

From songtsen hollander

2010-04-02T11:07:00.001-07:00

In no order of the specifics, details that is,

there are questions to consider when determining
escape velocity...strictly socially speaking
you are not required to think that much although
participation can be like watching slow motion
topography like the one you may have seen
but the subject matter in question may not
apply to you directly. But sooner or later,
These words will become your conscious thought

maybe only briefly, micro collision of which you
are entirely responsible yet innocent of this
String.

DKD 3: Dashboard Dalikrab (2 views) by Justynn Tyme

2010-04-02T09:58:00.001-07:00

the dashboard crab returns after 15 years!
From Justynn Tyme

Dalikrab Day 3/3 from Jon Lemon

2010-04-02T09:43:00.000-07:00

Dalikrab Day 3.33333 from Jon Lemon

2010-04-02T09:41:00.001-07:00

Vella vecie unt partisimo

cosmo

dally crab flappy crab

et cosmo go.

DalikRab Day 5 oops! by babel

2010-04-02T03:18:00.001-07:00

s car gogh or maybe i'm amazed by Robyn Field and J. D. Nelson

2010-04-01T23:08:00.001-07:00

good givings, land of sighs and arrow uprooted, modem & poi eaten with fingers.

tadpoles and pools of dreams burped my spleen 38 times.

little woods, acres and glens, mystery oak and the bark is an onion or else white willow. the peas dream of catching fleece.

pooh dreams princess fireflies jeff sick still.

probe and robe, silken globe vs. air or army of goodly ink and lime stretchy, volumes.

i heard that! you called me a collard, and i sick, and i'm not going to take it anymore. hahahah. i am a network!

blue control panel, light of feeble mush and primed carbon for suits and dinner-wave registration at the boat house in the morning. i won't scold the tigers!

it's taco tuesday for rice steak. leave me bee!

blanket of charmed leather and yogurt socks dripping with the morning's news, alas, my charcoal blinking is hazardous to your elf.

stealth? health? snail lungs breathe my crumbs and heal my fallen arches.

footstone marginal island of pie and wheaty cranberry stew, lungs of heart and melba toes, plain sandwich of stylized asking, notches one and two pre-programmed.

babies live under that lily pad, behind the fishing poles under the pond. common! jump in with me!

home of swimming angels and names of clouds. average sky and warbling unknown here. leap leapt ah-hooo!

when we peek our mouths above the sea we will tell everyone how great the monsters were for treating us to lunch and stories of their plankton pilly ploffs.

walky water here on earth, the clue of beans and silent mars mackie little brain ball the hood of orion and a microscopic downbeat.

elijah cried the other night. he misses his daddy.

i caressed his tentacles. carefully manicured his 8.

his daddy misses him, too. daddy will be home soon. tell him i'm bringing him four pairs of mittens.

i tried to carry our fishing poles. but walking on water is futile. only He is able. and i sunk.

nothing is impossible. that's why i believe.

my mouth is dry. i need a diamond.

please pat me dry.

skeep aloe, a linus froth and orange smile.

happiness is a warm corn dog.

the end.

Unrungh Ouse Theu (Nearned Fish Vusion & Named) by J. D. Nelson

2010-04-01T14:53:00.001-07:00

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Blank Filled in by Robert Montilla

2010-04-01T10:39:00.001-07:00

Fill in the Title

Fill in your banks! File your blanks

one buy one makes one transaction--

train action! Fill in the villain!

Game Rules: 1. Identify the blank.

2. Fill this blank in. 3. But the

blank is already filled in with

a blank. 4. Sounds like a personal

problem.

The river will shrivel if you don't

fill in its banks! Fill in this line

right here--Wait a minute, where did

it go? I thought I left one!

This is precisely the reason banks

have filing systems!

The Hory Shellt Of Knorridge by justynn tyme

2010-04-01T08:45:00.001-07:00

CRAB - >-//-U-\\-< Crack ~w~ Fish <*{P}p-< Fissure +-+-+
These things matter because they are devoid of importance
These things matter because they are devoid of impotence
These things matter because they are deviod of impudence
These thngs matter because they are deviod of imprecation
Even Evening Opens Opennings For Forever Leaves Levels
the Dali Crack brings forth the Feverish Mind Sock Syndrome
the Dali Crap fertilizes the Distorted Mind Clock Syncronocity
the Dali Clap resoundes in the Galvanized Mind Systematics
the Dal Crab drives home the stark Raving Mind Madness.
Clocks, Socks, Rocks, Smocks, Holloyhocks, frocks, and woks
all are part of the inter-challengable world of the dalikrab.
the Dalikrab is ........................................................
the Dalikrab is .........................................................
the Dalikrab is ..........................................................
the Dalikrab is ........................................................
the Dalikrab is where time and spice stops and laundry begins

Justynn Tyme

Project 496 x 691-362 by Justynn Tyme

2010-04-01T08:06:00.001-07:00

Project 496 x 691-362

Read all of the following and react to it as naturally as you are capable. Having noted your initial reaction answer the questions which follow the following.

Question 1: What do you feel?
Answer 4: I feel like my belly is full of noxious gases and dirty doormats.

Question 2: Are Francis and Sam deviants? Why?
Answer 1f: well no. this is a new world full of relevant things.
Answer 3b: Because everything is irrelevant.

Question 3: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Answer 10: because a writing is desk is like a mechanical bull.

Question 4: Why do you feel?
Answer 4: I feel therefore I am in a minimum security prism.

Also Question 4: Are you aroused?
Otherwise Answered: Yes. I was a sleep.

Question 16: Has anyone seen my pajamas?
Answer 11: They are in the canal.

Question 1.5: What do you feel? Explain.
Question 2.7: and how is that feeling affect by rice tarts.

Question 0: What is the question?
Answer 00: what about the dalikrab?

These questions were answered in conjunction with the national dalkrab foundation who believes in the unifying love between Sam and Francis. We hope Francis will grow up and marry a nice girl and move to Clarksville and open a hardware store. We also hope Sam meets someone nice too and decide to go to the grocery store together someday and buy a can of artichoke hearts. All proceeds benefits randy wild turkeys.

A Dali Krab Day Poem By Darbog Fluglesnarg

2010-04-01T06:50:00.001-07:00

A Dali Krab Day Poem
By Darbog Fluglesnarg, 5th grade, Mrs. Sternlooke's Class

Oh Krab, krap, krab! I stubbed my toe upon the bedpost of life.

It was dark.

Where are the band-aids?

I want but for pickled herring and goat cheese,

For breakfast is nigh.

My leisure suit from JC Penney's is pressed, and ready. But I'm eating in ...tonight to save on money for my new geraniums. They always make you smell plant-like when you brush against them. That and rosemary,

To ward off evil.

The mighty refrigerator yields nothing but old cabbage, and the wristwatch I lost in the 20th century.

Frozen, but they still work.

As I write this, I think of cotton salami sandwiches, but there are none. So I look at frozen burritos, and get no response.

They know. I don't know how, but they do.

I think they still like me fine.

We have a nice rapport.

I don't dare look out the window for an answer for I might be sued.
Looks are everything, and bad hair can be dangerous. Especially in the wrong hands.

A...

DKD D2: From Greg Fiorini

2010-04-01T06:32:00.001-07:00

DKD D2: From Greg Fiorini

2010-04-01T06:31:00.001-07:00

I'm Feeling kind of Krabby Today by Dave "Gorgonzolla" Collins

2010-04-01T06:20:00.001-07:00

The dank oceanic scent of salt, seaweed and marine things long since dead wafts through my room stirring me from my catatonic sleep, reminding me that my bowl of crab bisque has congealed just enough to be no longer edible. What better thing to have for breakfast?

Seeing as how I do not deserve food worth eating, this is just perfect.

Stale molding bread, toasted to the point of blackness makes an excellent accompaniment.

I shuffle to my chromium dinette, fashion a spoon out of an unwashed tin can ensuring the edges are sharp and jagged, and proceed to choke down my fetid meal.

No wonder I feel krabby... I would have it no other way.

we grow backwards, huh? by Robyn Field & J. D. Nelson

2010-03-31T23:17:00.001-07:00

hello, focaccia. nice to meat chew.

ambleside, winter & whey, thrice. vapid p.

because the herring fishers skimmed the bay and my sea lions no longer barked, more.

alba, crüe nitro? w. as polished, m. (candy flash egg city in the balance - future in the mirror.)

egdar allan winter. crows chicken soup works as well.

fleck spocky, chew neighbor & hives (market st.) the balance of zippo rooster, cuddle a born ankle w caps & the downtowny e.

market st beyond brannen et al. praise be willie mays and the cove of mac. i caught the bonds homer.

a plate of grown, hubble speaks to crab nebula and space odor w matching curtains from a kit, bonus ground round a tusken raider and flea market bingo cape. how icelandic!

will

take the crocus bulbs, sir

i love smelling like pete rose

a rose is a rose is a rock of ages still rollin, causing late nite confusion with similar gas can or the 8-plate wing monkey for whom the bell shoals. crimson heck, a little weaver.

faulk chewie

i am so hungry for moors

columbo mayhew

iberian nachos, spock mask (let's face it)

taa-aaa-aaa lingo, west beastern

it beats ice(bergs), sometimes i wonder, what would i look like if i didn't have a beard.

iceberg slim, a former tusken raider, was lifting whey and managed to detail the pocket of keel eye - drifting desk and page plantings, a common noxema or russian helmets, zines.

oakland smokin flux rusk and they will be the super(bowl) (cham)pions of the whoa (ld)

hurkle seep la mancha, olive brine yes or know what toot, ham vs. civic w pliers morgan the jones and jeff is still sick.

and jeff, yes, i am jeff. i know. i am sick.