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Muchas Muchachas (remix off Krab Day Last)

Habian muchas muchachas
en el zocalo
they were teachers from the Triqui Zone
where there's coffee and weed
where corporations want that land
this is Oaxaca, Mexico

There were cuntloads of cunts
in blue, greeen, orange, purple, red
marching in their flashy berets
there's Crystal Meth being made
under the fields, so they can buy
DVD Players, and some porn
is censored in the South
but the North eats pussy better
while making elaborate spiderwebs on acid
and Johnnyboy Wayne in chaps with pistol
merry going merrily on that merry go up and down
this is the Korean Peninsula

Old Uncle Sam in his apple pie top hat
wants you to inject with Toledo needles
and eat with Nantong Chopsticks
and, goddamn it, eat more pussy!
left, right, left, right, left, left, left, right,
left, right, right, left, (mothafucking cunt),
right, left, about face, ass up and out,
doggystyle, bukkake'd all the way to pyeongyang
rip, the paper tears, and reveals a mountain
where the poet is setting among the pines
waiting for his friends to come with bottles of wine

Sent from my iKrab

Artwork by Jon Berbank
Poetry by RM Chiaia

Remix of Misti's 2012 Diddy

I will teach you how to make 
extra salty sex out of giddy 
globs of time.

I will teach you how to make

pretty peach-tree pillows of spicy

bits of coriander.

I will teach you how to make

dhal from savory scratch of putty

left in my nettles.

Biography of Ralph:

He writes. He is. 

Remix from Tyme to Tynessa

Dali Krab D

Ali G Khan get

Lazy

In Pussy, get

Krab through the closet, get

Reconsidered for it -- the thought --

All

Batter no Wine, get

Dali is the Day

All

You. Remix from Tyme to Tynessa, get

! from Lima to Odessa

Biography of Ralph:
Ham-hocks, the motherfucker said. 

Nah, you're fucking crazy, said the bitch. 

You're a bitch, said the motherfucker.

Hammocks, said the bitch. And don't call me that. 

Fine, suck it right here and now, said the motherfucker. 

Nah, you're fucking crazy. I knew it. Said it before, Rabragore Dhal Lee. Bat fucking crazy. 

Dali Krab Remix of the Beatles by Crabalocker Dhal Lee

One Two Three Four

Can I Krab a little More

Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten

I love you!

All together Now! (All together now~~!)

Krab Claw Krab Claw

Gs they get a little More

Crabber Moustache Antennae

I love you!

Sail the Ship, Cut the Claw

Slice the Eyes, you can't look at me

Eat together now! (Eat together now~~!)   

Biography of Ralph:
I keep blogs. I make soups. Taste the blog and post the soup. You won't regret that. 

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Crabbing on the Styx (London mix)

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In Grandmother's Cupboard..by Shannon Connor Winward

haha, look what 'eye-cup' did by Shannon Connor Winward

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San(d)s DaliKrab

why not

Free Aminos by justynn tyme

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Chaldian Panopticon on the Occasion of Dalikrab Day 2013 (The Year of the Snake)

By Ernestus Jiminy Chald

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delusions of grandeur by Justynn Tyme (its a big'in)

A Special Comment From Jon Berbank

A Special Comment To All The Participants In Dalikrab Day(s) From Jon
Berbank of The Absurdist Liberation Alliance.... (Recruiting
Offishirts Are Standing By)

" ... but when you speak to the others please let them know how much I
liked all the works put forward,..."

Jon B

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Dalikrab Dreams Triptych (Complete)

JM Reinbold

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A Puzzle For Your Thoughts

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BAG	BIG	BLANKET
BLUE	BREAD	BUCKET
BUG	BUSTER	CRAB
CRABB	DADA	DADAESQUE
DADAISM	DADAIST	DADAKAKA
DADAMATA	DALAI	DALI
DALIKRAB	DAY	DOLLY
DOZEN	FLAT	FRANKLIN
HAMHOCKS	HELLO	HICCUP
KING	KNEE	LAMA
LLAMA	MACHINE	MARCH
MUSTACHE	ONE	PARTON
PIN	RONG	SALAD
SALVADOR	SLAT	THIRTY
WRONG

43 of 43 words were placed into the puzzle.

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Whats this Another Piece from Justynn Tyme.... yep.

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*Justynn Tyme*
*The Mage Of Lunacy*
http://www.justynntyme.com

Dalikrab Dreams (Triptych) Part 3

JM Reinbold

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JUST IN: Fingering Canned Krab by Charles Rice Goff III

Fingering Canned Krab from Taped Rugs Productions on Vimeo.

DAY THREE -

Welcome!

Things may seem, only seem to be quieting down but I have reports from
people working on submissions and in close proximity to posting them
so... take a break, post some more, comment, comment, comment or do it
all.

nothing but excellent submissions so far so far.... we could really
use some poor pieces. I think i go make some crappy art to post...
what a thrill that will.. be.

Crab Boil Fury / Nobody Mourns A Crab by Michael St. Mark 691