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DALIKRAB DAY 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
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Muchas Muchachas (remix off Krab Day Last)
en el zocalo
they were teachers from the Triqui Zone
where there's coffee and weed
where corporations want that land
this is Oaxaca, Mexico
There were cuntloads of cunts
in blue, greeen, orange, purple, red
marching in their flashy berets
there's Crystal Meth being made
under the fields, so they can buy
DVD Players, and some porn
is censored in the South
but the North eats pussy better
while making elaborate spiderwebs on acid
and Johnnyboy Wayne in chaps with pistol
merry going merrily on that merry go up and down
this is the Korean Peninsula
Old Uncle Sam in his apple pie top hat
wants you to inject with Toledo needles
and eat with Nantong Chopsticks
and, goddamn it, eat more pussy!
left, right, left, right, left, left, left, right,
left, right, right, left, (mothafucking cunt),
right, left, about face, ass up and out,
doggystyle, bukkake'd all the way to pyeongyang
rip, the paper tears, and reveals a mountain
where the poet is setting among the pines
waiting for his friends to come with bottles of wine
Sent from my iKrab
Artwork by Jon Berbank
Poetry by RM Chiaia
Remix of Misti's 2012 Diddy
extra salty sex out of giddy
globs of time.
Remix from Tyme to Tynessa
Dali Krab D
Ali G Khan get
Lazy
In Pussy, get
Krab through the closet, get
Reconsidered for it -- the thought --
All
Batter no Wine, get
Dali is the Day
All
You. Remix from Tyme to Tynessa, get
! from Lima to Odessa
Ham-hocks, the motherfucker said.
Dali Krab Remix of the Beatles by Crabalocker Dhal Lee
One Two Three Four
Can I Krab a little More
Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten
I love you!
All together Now! (All together now~~!)
Krab Claw Krab Claw
Gs they get a little More
Crabber Moustache Antennae
I love you!
Sail the Ship, Cut the Claw
Slice the Eyes, you can't look at me
Eat together now! (Eat together now~~!)
I keep blogs. I make soups. Taste the blog and post the soup. You won't regret that.
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Liberty Reserve Sell Buy Mumbai India

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Thursday, April 11, 2013
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Monday, April 8, 2013
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Sunday, April 7, 2013
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Saturday, April 6, 2013
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Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
A Special Comment From Jon Berbank
Berbank of The Absurdist Liberation Alliance.... (Recruiting
Offishirts Are Standing By)
" ... but when you speak to the others please let them know how much I
liked all the works put forward,..."
Jon B
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
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A Puzzle For Your Thoughts
Dalikrab Day Four
| U | C | O | S | R | P | X | F | Q | R | Z | J | G | S | L | S | J | H | H | V | L | C | G | Y | F | E | Y | U | S | M | N | C | U |
| E | S | Y | B | C | T | R | V | H | W | K | K | I | R | Q | H | J | A | Q | I | F | D | Q | L | L | Y | K | A | A | P | T | Z | S |
| I | M | J | C | Q | D | U | C | G | G | I | B | S | Y | C | H | X | M | S | I | A | D | A | D | A | V | L | Q | H | D | R | O | G |
| L | J | X | D | D | S | T | I | Y | L | N | L | S | G | Y | C | A | H | E | L | L | O | S | D | T | V | U | V | G | C | Y | M | G |
| M | E | H | S | R | Y | V | R | E | K | U | O | X | T | J | S | P | P | I | N | I | L | K | N | A | R | F | V | M | H | A | Q | R |
| P | R | D | N | B | X | W | M | E | A | O | P | R | O | V | P | A | K | J | T | A | L | C | D | M | E | T | U | Q | X | J | E | K |
| I | E | S | X | M | X | D | F | C | T | U | I | X | W | U | E | R | F | N | T | O | Y | O | V | A | N | S | Z | I | O | T | V | A |
| Q | R | R | I | L | D | Q | J | N | P | H | L | M | C | X | A | T | Q | Z | E | F | R | H | X | D | T | D | Q | F | S | W | D | A |
| N | A | M | L | Z | X | P | L | L | T | E | K | C | U | B | I | O | Z | J | U | N | H | M | F | A | A | A | B | U | G | N | S | J |
| T | V | P | X | Z | Y | X | A | S | O | R | I | F | W | D | O | N | E | Z | O | D | I | A | C | D | H | L | B | R | E | A | D | G |
| A | F | I | I | W | O | S | F | M | F | H | N | J | H | D | R | E | Y | M | F | T | Y | H | A | A | C | A | A | H | L | M | B | F |
| U | K | L | W | M | U | I | I | V | O | L | G | W | X | K | E | G | J | S | P | J | E | I | C | K | R | S | R | I | E | D | Y | M |
| H | J | Q | P | T | Y | H | V | V | N | D | L | Q | L | U | U | W | D | Z | T | T | S | K | J | A | A | F | C | L | J | V | Y | L |
| E | K | R | J | K | T | J | A | I | R | Y | P | V | Q | Y | G | B | N | S | V | T | E | E | N | K | M | B | P | Q | X | R | N | U |
| Z | W | S | V | D | D | G | W | Q | B | J | Z | B | N | X | T | O | R | Q | C | I | P | U | F | A | A | H | T | C | D | K | F | U |
| D | N | R | B | P | H | Y | U | F | R | S | F | B | Z | K | H | K | I | N | Z | M | W | Y | X | L | L | U | R | G | Y | G | Y | V |
| J | P | D | Q | Z | Z | N | H | W | Z | T | C | G | U | X | C | A | I | T | L | T | X | Z | E | U | L | B | E | P | V | F | V | R |
| M | S | Y | R | S | S | F | P | E | U | B | A | C | P | V | F | M | Y | P | U | E | T | V | Q | N | Q | U | U | X | T | Q | A | E |
| M | K | E | L | T | O | D | X | P | J | V | O | R | D | P | D | K | C | W | K | Y | W | S | R | V | C | F | Q | S | L | Q | H | C |
| N | C | G | R | L | F | G | X | N | K | Y | J | W | C | T | E | V | J | M | S | I | R | L | M | J | A | M | M | Z | F | X | M | M |
| N | T | Y | S | M | G | O | T | Y | R | C | S | J | K | E | D | N | Z | N | B | E | W | K | W | I | A | N | D | I | B | O | R | Q |
| K | W | C | Q | W | N | I | O | J | G | O | A | B | I | G | K | L | S | V | W | Y | Q | X | H | T | E | P | R | T | G | I | P | U |
| Y | K | H | E | R | Q | L | N | G | C | S | U | N | N | G | J | S | J | L | T | Z | T | D | G | W | E | X | A | L | S | O | K | N |
| K | D | E | Y | V | T | S | M | E | D | Q | R | D | D | H | Z | M | M | G | J | R | Y | Z | Z | R | R | Y | A | D | S | U | A | W |
| V | Y | F | H | Q | K | K | N | Y | P | R | L | H | U | V | Z | S | N | T | Z | Y | N | Z | V | R | M | Y | X | D | M | W | O | Z |
| M | K | G | G | E | I | Y | U | S | L | R | V | I | T | P | T | P | Z | X | F | K | G | M | N | R | B | F | B | A | L | I | H | W |
| K | Z | T | N | T | G | H | A | X | E | X | M | C | E | G | N | Z | U | Y | C | E | J | W | P | H | K | P | X | D | X | K | B | D |
| U | H | Z | B | E | E | O | X | E | R | T | H | L | X | G | R | W | I | G | E | G | K | G | P | U | Y | S | L | B | Z | D | N | Y |
| A | D | Q | N | A | J | L | Y | I | S | T | F | I | X | Y | K | M | H | R | Z | T | S | U | P | F | Y | R | P | R | C | K | T | C |
| M | W | B | N | L | I | V | A | W | W | F | E | M | S | T | N | U | A | H | P | Y | W | C | O | D | G | H | E | A | T | M | R | N |
| F | O | J | V | N | B | W | S | A | H | E | Z | W | D | S | G | S | Z | O | A | R | P | E | V | P | Y | B | X | M | J | Y | V | B |
| V | D | P | X | Y | A | W | R | E | X | M | I | W | C | G | B | U | I | Y | D | K | E | N | D | H | A | T | L | T | B | X | U | R |
| O | S | L | S | R | U | F | S | A | Z | A | F | X | H | N | O | O | T | E | T | U | U | H | E | T | R | O | W | C | H | V | V | G |
| BAG | BIG | BLANKET |
| BLUE | BREAD | BUCKET |
| BUG | BUSTER | CRAB |
| CRABB | DADA | DADAESQUE |
| DADAISM | DADAIST | DADAKAKA |
| DADAMATA | DALAI | DALI |
| DALIKRAB | DAY | DOLLY |
| DOZEN | FLAT | FRANKLIN |
| HAMHOCKS | HELLO | HICCUP |
| KING | KNEE | LAMA |
| LLAMA | MACHINE | MARCH |
| MUSTACHE | ONE | PARTON |
| PIN | RONG | SALAD |
| SALVADOR | SLAT | THIRTY |
| WRONG |
43 of 43 words were placed into the puzzle.
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
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DAY THREE -
Things may seem, only seem to be quieting down but I have reports from
people working on submissions and in close proximity to posting them
so... take a break, post some more, comment, comment, comment or do it
all.
nothing but excellent submissions so far so far.... we could really
use some poor pieces. I think i go make some crappy art to post...
what a thrill that will.. be.




















