from M.Rutt

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AWARD NOTIFICATION
The Unknighted dalirab Kingdom Notional Loottery wishes to defrock you with the results of this year amazing anus of year bullocks pottery using an international peegram held by a Great Britain who has been denounced. Your email accounts have been phucked as a winner of a lump of crab spum splayed out of Eight hundred and ninty-one thousand, nine hundred and thirty-four Great Britains (891,934.00 people) in cash or accredited to file REF NO. no F:UKL/74-A0802742006. This is from topal sprize mooney of GaP 4,459,670.00 shared among the FIVE (5) international arseholes in theory.
To begin your claim, please contact your claims agent:

Mr Mucus Morose.
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*Name of Beneficiary: me
*Address: hello stinkhole
*City/State: drugery
*Nationality: bastard
*Sex: self
*Email Address: haha
*Tel: who
*Occupation: jerk
*Next of Kin: poopstain
*Age: dada dark